This greeting card from the Ecka & Pecka line cracks me up and makes me cry at the same time. It cracks me up because it is rather mean, especially considering that it’s a birthday card. It makes me cry because I haven’t had bacon in years. YEARS, I tell you. Unlike other unhealthy things that I have given up (e.g. soda, beef), bacon is probably the only thing that I truly miss. Because despite the deprivation, I still believe that yes, bacon is the righter of wrongs, the only thing that can turn a bad day around.
If you have friends who share my situation, do them a favor by giving them one of these gift items:
Of course, it goes without saying that if you’re giving these to a friend for their birthday, you will have to include this greeting card. These will also be perfect even for those who never plan on removing bacon from their diet anytime soon. Any bacon-lover will find these items delightful.
Don’t forget: wrap your gift with this.